DD's wife is pregnant and he can't decide what kind of "push present" to give her upon the birth of their bouncing baby boy (whom they plan to name Lil' DD). Here are his ideas, so far. 
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'
-Kurt Vonnegut
You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
-Kurt Vonnegut
I have a dream: a dream that, one day, chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
-Mick Jones
These are really terribly rough times, and we really should try to be as nice to each other as possible.
-Lou Reed
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
-Dalai Lama
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
-Nietzsche
-Kurt Vonnegut
You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
-Kurt Vonnegut
I have a dream: a dream that, one day, chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
-Mick Jones
These are really terribly rough times, and we really should try to be as nice to each other as possible.
-Lou Reed
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
-Dalai Lama
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies
-Kurt Vonnegut
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
-Nietzsche
Things don't change. They outlive themselves and become silly.
-John Lukacs
"I don't want to get any messages saying, 'I am holding my position.' We are not holding a goddamned thing. Let the [reactionaries] do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose, like shit through a tin horn."
-Gen. George Patton
"I don't want to get any messages saying, 'I am holding my position.' We are not holding a goddamned thing. Let the [reactionaries] do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose, like shit through a tin horn."
-Gen. George Patton
“I do not know how the third World War will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the Fourth – rocks!
-Einstein
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed.
-Eisenhower
2 comments:
I think DD need to change the prescription of his meds . . . or increase the dosage!?!
I'm partial to the last one... is that some sort of jet pack?
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