Thursday, August 23, 2007

Hey! I Have a Great Idea, Let's Put This Piece of Shit on the Dime





Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.


Well, I learned a lot - I went down to Latin America to find out from them and their views. You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries.


You know, if I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough, I would be convinced we're in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that we've got to do something about the unemployed.


A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?


All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.


Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources.


Facts are stubborn things.


I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.


The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job.

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